Trying to pin down The Dwarfs of East Agouza has always felt a bit like trying to photograph a lightning bolt while you’re riding a bicycle on gravel: the moment you think you’ve caught it, it’s already flickered into something else. With "Sasquatch Landslide", the Cairo-born trio leans even further into that joyful slipperiness. It’s their first outing for Constellation, and it arrives sounding as if someone threw free jazz, shaabi rhythms, krautrock repetition and a suitcase full of misbehaving spirits into a blender, but forgot to close the lid.
The three have been refining their telepathic chaos for over a decade now - Maurice Louca with his labyrinthine rhythmic sense, Sam Shalabi with his guitar that spirals like a possessed weather vane, and Alan Bishop with that blend of bass throb and sly wind-instrument mischief. The chemistry they’ve cultivated is the sort that doesn’t simply predict each other’s moves; it summons them from the ether.
On "Sasquatch Landslide", that chemistry feels especially combustible. The record comes at you like a dust storm that’s also somehow dancing.
“Swollen Thankles” wastes no time announcing the weather: a humid, twitching groove where everything seems slightly out of phase yet undeniably alive. The trio stretches rhythm like warm taffy - elastic, sticky, and just on the edge of snapping.
“Saber Tooth Millipede” slithers in next with a rhythm that feels like a crooked carnival ride engineered by an ecstatic arachnid. Shalabi’s guitar doesn’t so much solo as mutter, yelp and rear up on its hind legs. Louca’s loops keep tightening, then loosening, like a cosmic muscle trying to remember its stretching routine.
“Double Mothers” takes that energy and flips it sideways. Here the trio enters a state of semi-melodic delirium, the kind where you suddenly realize you’ve been nodding along to a pattern that technically doesn’t exist.
Then comes “Titular”, which could be described as trance music for people who find trance too polite. A long, slow immersion into a groove that feels perpetually on the verge of tripping over itself - yet it never falls. It’s a joyous tightrope walk over a pit of neon snakes.
“Neptune Anteater” is shorter, snappier, and somehow even stranger. Bishop’s lines move like a creature sniffing around for cosmic ants. A playful track, but with that undertone of unpredictability the Dwarfs wield like a second language.
The album’s longest piece, “A Body to Match”, is where things really shapeshift. Ten minutes of alchemical wandering: saxophone squawks half-human syllables, the guitars coil and uncoil, and the groove keeps mutating like a mirage trying out new outfits. It’s ecstatic, but from the inside - the kind of trance that makes you aware of your own pulse.
Closer “Goldfish Molasses” is sticky, viscous delirium. A slow-motion funk dragged through a dream-swamp, sweet and oddly luminous. It’s the most “what did I just listen to?” moment on the record, and the perfect curtain call.
Throughout "Sasquatch Landslide", the trio harnesses a peculiar form of blurriness - not vagueness, but saturation. A kind of sonic overgrowth where details multiply until they shimmer into a haze. Their improvisational logic isn’t about precision; it’s about velocity, risk, and a shared willingness to tumble headfirst into the unknown with a grin.
The album title fits like a glove: this is indeed a landslide, but one made of rhythm, distortion and hallucinatory momentum rather than mud and boulders. And the “Sasquatch” part? Well, if a giant, semi-mythical creature ever did decide to groove, it might sound exactly like this: blurry, massive, and - in its own deeply strange way - absolutely ecstatic.
"Sasquatch Landslide" is a reminder that otherness can be exhilarating, and that sometimes the best way to understand music is to stop trying to understand it at all. Just unfocus your ears, let the landslide roll over you, and enjoy the blur.