If you were thinking about a collective project between Puffy Ami Yjmi, Ayumi Hamasaki, Do As Infinity and Day After Tomorrow joined together by an undetermined humanitarian spirit after reading the name of this amazing project, youâ??re making a terrible mistake as these Japanese Popstars are neither almond-eyed (but English-speaking... more or less like the real J-pops!) nor MTV-obsessively-broadcasted, but these Irish (coming from the rainy Derry) folks have already won a certain fame and recognition among electronic house djs and disco buffs and well even if theyâ??ve nothing to share with Puffy AmiYumi, their obsession for madcap and madding 8-to-16-bitted sounds whose treatment and retreatment could be counted among ordinary household chores should be another common trait to young Japanese lifestyle! Hotpress introduced them as a sort of unexplainable mass phenomenon ("Never has an Irish Dance Act created so much hysteria from press and industry alike!"), but surely this nice lads, signed by the same label, Gung-Ho Recordings, which recently launched some creamy releases by Gus Gus and Zoo Brasil, has showed that that (al)chemical way of treating beats, bleeps and grooves invented by people such as Chemical Brothers or Orbital is miraculously effective against usual discrepancies between critics and audience as well as against motor function laziness indeed!
Youâ??ll probably argue that titles such as Face Melt could be just an ultra-concrete way for depicting the effect of distorted brass sounds (or alternatively the reaction of a cowardly patient suffering from an annoying tooth-ache after perceiving the noise of a dental drill getting closer and closer... ) craving into an infectious electro-house. And maybe youâ??ll criticize the abuse of such a gummy bumpy beats (such as those bone breakin in Total Distorted Mayhem or Dr.Frenchy Bernard... whoâ??s that boy? Hopeâ??s not the wrestler!!!), 8bit tips & tricks and Nintendo-maniac pulses (Delboys Revenge), joystickâ??s maneuvered art (itâ??s just their 11th great "tune" Fisb if you believe your neighbor is dropping a bomb through a modified and potentially lethal version of its Atari!!), acid overtones, (The Madness, B.C.T.T.) , clappy lushing (Rise Of Ulysses), that trashy but hilarious make-up featuring some silly house tunes (..or should it be just a J-pop mirroring? ... have a listen to the hilarious the vocal edit of the finalizer of We Just Are... Iâ??d like to comment some tracks with a smiley, but, well, itâ??s not so professional!), but you couldnâ??t say theyâ??ve not studied the lesson on "how to make a danceable groove" especially when some tracks will literally cause movements in the same way youâ??ll be move if remote-controlled throughout a voodoo-doll featuring your face and youâ??ll easily explain such an hysteric reaction, which let The Japanese Popstars corner in a plenty of awards and nominations in Ireland and in UK! Sometimes I had the impression that the tracks on the first disc are just genetically modifications of the ones included Exclusive Bonus Mix (Eat This!, Sky Channel Flicker and Rebirth-ey clappy whispering TJP mix of Rob Hawk & Mysoulâ??s "So Shockin" should not be missed... really amazing stuff!!!) , but itâ??s easy to realize that this collection of head-bangers (a well-stuffed arsenal which is going to be more dangerous than a North Korean long-ray nuclear nuke in the bag of a dj!) has a real destructive power
. ... but, no shit Sherlock, folks, believe me!!! Their sound is so emphatic youâ??ll easily decide you donâ??t have to loose you time in learned disquisitions in order to dance !!!