Okay, there's a limit to my tolerance on noise and nonsense and I think I've reached it with Squid Pisser, a band from L.A. consisting of Tommy Meehan (vocals, guitars, bass, noise, samples) and Seth Carolina (drums, vocals). This is just hardcore/speedcore/grindcore with alien Halloween masks. It's chaotic screaming, shouting, mad drumming and fucked up guitar playing and songs that make absolutely no sense at all, no matter how you slice them. After you find out Meehan is the guitarist of GWAR and Cancer Christ it begins to make some sense, but Seth Carolina is the drummer for pop punk band Starcrawler and that makes much less sense. 'Vaporize A Tadpole' rips through 15 tracks ( I really can't call them all songs) in 31 minutes. With track names such as "Liquified Remains," "Marching For Trash," "Fuck Your Preacher," and "Smog of Self Abuse" I guess you know what you're in for. But all this is undoubtedly tongue way inside the cheek. (They even put out a comic book you can get when you buy their 'Vaporize A Neighbor' 7" 4-track EP, all of which are on the 'Vaporize A Tadpole' album.) Let me make it perfectly clear- I really think this is thoroughly awful, which means, if you like nasty, fast and noisy glitched out hardcore and all things slimy, you will LOVE IT.